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"What are you looking for?"
"Let’s find an old man who smiles and squints his hair and writes the word’ oil’ on his forehead for nothing!"
"Oh you say it’s Jiraiya’s adult! Lord Jiraiya just held two jars! " An ape-man said
"Bad brothers, the old goat really went to our house. Let’s go at once. Wouldn’t it be bad if he really peeked at our woman’s toilet? ！”
When I exclaimed, I came out from the Pegasus ethnic group, and one by one, I seemed to be desperately starting to accelerate my flight to my home! A group of psychic beasts on the ground also followed directly. They all wanted to know what the Pegasus clan would find Jiraiya’s adult! They all think there is something strange in it.
Orochimaru and Gang Shou looked at the rioting psychic beasts from a distance, and orochimaru smiled smugly. Gang Shou has no idea of playing tricks on Jiraiya now, but he is a little worried.
"orochimaru, this time will let the psychic look down on us? Jiraiya did make a fool of himself, but haven’t we lost our faces? When Shu Mao comes back … "
Orochimaru, who was still triumphant, immediately started to sweat when Gang Shou said this. If those psychic animals really saw Jiraiya’s "ugly" side, they wouldn’t really look down on them, would they? Then you won’t really disobey orders, will you? Then the whole Huaguoshan body collapsed directly? When Shu Mao came back, the whole psychic of Huaguoshan stopped listening to him? Will Shu Mao kill him when he finally knows the truth?
Thinking of this, orochimaru also began to feel guilty. "What do you think we should do with that Gang Shou?"
Sure enough, the position is different, and the direction of thinking is different. Gang Shou thought of these things because of her position, but orochimaru didn’t think of these consequences because he didn’t have such a position
"Hey, now I can pray that Jiraiya doesn’t go too far, otherwise the whole Pegasus family and not the whole psychic world may not have him!"
"By the way, we may find a way to find Watergate Watergate!"
"Yes, there is a flying Raytheon in Watergate. If Jiraiya, the key goalkeeper, pulls out so that those psychic animals can’t see Jiraiya, there won’t be this riot?"
Orochimaru’s voice just fell into the water and directly appeared beside Gang Shou. "Lord Gang Shou and Lord Pegasus are looking for us two!"
"What’s the matter?"
"I don’t know, but Lord Pegasus looks serious and I don’t know the specific situation!"
Watergate made Gang Shou and orochimaru lose their hearts. They looked at each other. Did Jiraiya really get caught?
Chapter 679 Huaguoshan Daily (7)
Gang Shou and orochimaru came to the top of the mountain with uneasy feelings. Sure enough, as they thought, Jiraiya was surrounded by a group of psychic beasts. One of the two jars was broken and the other was released. The magic Yan at the foot of Jiraiya was confronting Jiraiya …
"Gang Shou orochimaru, are you here?"
"Jiraiya, what did you do? What will happen? " Gang Shou asked, pointing to a group of psychic animals around him.
"ah? That this ….. "Jiraiya also knew that he was indefensible and didn’t know what to say. He didn’t expect that he wouldn’t come over and steal some horse urine and was besieged by the Pegasus clan! The jars were broken, so I didn’t have a chance to "fool" orochimaru and Gang Shou into drinking those horses, and now they are trapped here and need them to rescue themselves!
"Are you here?" Pegasus looked at Gang Shou and Watergate with a serious face. After all, Shumao is not here. The people in charge here are the two of them. This matter can also be handled by Gang Shou and Watergate.
"What’s going on? Why do your people stare at Jiraiya? "
"Hum!" Magic Yan snorted. He hid as far as Gang Shou was. Even Shu Mao’s adult was often teased by her. If he delivered the door, he might be teased by Gang Shou.
"Magic nightmare!" Pegasus shouted a magic Yan towards the magic Yan, and his attitude was obviously unfriendly!
"Come on, Chief Pegasus, I don’t think you want to let everyone watch the fun here, do you?"
"Well, then I’ll make a long story short! I already know what happened just now, so I just want to discuss with you whether you can help us build a more formal Pegasus toilet! "
"Pegasus toilet?"
"Well, you may not know that the place where we Pegasus originally lived was the top of the mountain, but we Pegasus have a public toilet for all ethnic groups, which is about half a minute’s flight distance from us. There is just a forest where our excrement becomes an important nutrient.
But after we moved here, we didn’t arrange toilets in the distance. Every psychic race shared the same toilet in Huaguoshan, which led to the fact that the toilet was really smelly, so we built a toilet ourselves, but because it was too close to the top of the mountain and the smell in the toilet was so big, some people in our entire Pegasus ethnic group fainted because of the strong smell. Today, if Jiraiya didn’t accidentally pass by here and save that person conveniently, he would probably fall into the toilet and be buried alive by his own excrement! "
"I depend on your excrement is poison? Can you still make your own people faint? " Gang Shou gave a long call.
"The real you say so is not wrong! We Pegasus can’t excrete directly like those birds because of our relatively natural body shape. We need a stable excretory place, and because there are some hallucinogenic and dizzy drugs in our excreta, this problem will arise.
It was because our toilet was too far away from home and nothing like this had ever happened in the forest, but this time it really didn’t work. I don’t think you want to see all the psychics in Huaguoshan sick, do you? "
"Then go out and find a place to go to your toilet!"
"But I wandered around Huaguo Mountain. There are psychic animal groups around Huaguo Mountain. It is not suitable for building toilets. Headquarters can let us build toilets in other people’s homes, right?"
"Then what do you want to do?"
"This is not Jiraiya adults accidentally saved our people? I just want to ask some people to help us build a special toilet, which can be connected to our family land, but it also needs to be connected to the foot of the mountain … I saw the elders building a secret passage for the kamakura, and I was wondering if you could help us build such a secret passage, get a septic tank at the foot of the mountain and then get a passage through the septic tank at the top of our mountain, so that we don’t have to go out and wash it directly every time we finish the toilet. Most of us Pegasus people can wash it very clean naturally because of wind and water! Is our lack of soil dun master you see … "
This Gang Shou and orochimaru have made it clear that the Pegasus did not come to them for Jiraiya’s voyeurism, but for the "toilet", which made Gang Shou and orochimaru breathe a sigh of relief.
"Ok, no problem. It just so happens that Jiraiya, who saved your people, is a master of soil evasion. He can meet your requirements for building toilets. How about I assign Jiraiya to you?"
"Very good! I just took a fancy to his soil escape. When he just saved our people, it was soil escape! "
"Well, now that it’s happened, let’s walk first! By the way, Jiraiya, you just listen to the arrangement of the Pegasus patriarch here, okay? "
Gang Shou, as soon as they were about to run to the mountain, they were immediately given to the Lord by a group of psychic beasts. "Can Gang Shou help us solve this toilet problem? Our toilets are also very dirty, and our family doesn’t have water escape experts to clean the toilets every time. Look at this, can we also connect the toilets to the septic tank in the mountain so that the toilets can become cleaner!"
Gang Shou and Watergate suddenly lost their minds. Why do you all have "toilet problems"? What’s the situation? Are we helping you wipe your ass? But considering that this is really a very important problem, they don’t want to smell those stench in such a beautiful environment, do they?
"Well, we know that I will discuss this problem with the elders as soon as possible, and strive for each psychic family to build a toilet and connect it to the septic tank in the mountain so that everyone will no longer go to the public toilet! If your family doesn’t have a master of water escape, we will also make some cleaning tools for you so that you can clean the toilet with the cleaning tools! " Watergate and smiling said
Jiraiya over there saw that they wanted to go and immediately wanted to go with them, but the magic Yan directly blocked him. The flying horse patriarch was already very serious, and he didn’t smile directly to block Jiraiya’s way!
What he didn’t say just now was that his people were stunned not by their own excrement, but by Jiraiya. How could he accept that Jiraiya was peeking at his toilet? Directly passed out!
Pegasus is trying to pick on Jiraiya. How could he let him go?
Chapter 6 Jiraiya is dead and has something to burn.
A group of psychic beasts, Pegasus, deliberately led them to leave here. As far as Gang Shou and Watergate are concerned, they are surrounded by them. They all want a clean toilet!
The difference between a psychic and a beast is that the beast has no text and the psychic has text! To put it simply, ahem, speaking in human terms means that since the psychic beast is called the psychic beast, it is naturally closer to and closer to human beings. Many of their behavior patterns are anthropomorphic, such as smoking, drinking and having fun, while the beast maintains the primitive system, eats raw food, hates human beings and regards human natural enemies!
Since psychics know how to enjoy themselves, is it too much to ask for a better toilet? This is also based on the flying horse patriarch and Cai Yingcong’s wisdom to throw it out, but this problem really helped Jiraiya and them to at least keep the last face of mankind …
"say! Why are you snooping in our bathroom? Do you know that you have seriously endangered an underage flying horse? Do you know how much damage you have done to him? Do you know how much influence you have on his future? Do you know how much influence your trip today will bring to our descendants of Pegasus? Huh? ……”
Jiraiya curled up there and saw flying horses spitting in their mouths …
"I …"
"I …"
Jiraiya tried to refute several times but was rejected by Pegasus’s eyes and language! Pegasus said a long lecture on Jiraiya, and then he bowed his head and drank two times. Soon he stopped. "Yum, what is this thing?"? What is so delicious? "
"Daddy, this is Gang Shou’s adult room. Malt wine was left to him by Shu Mao. Of course it’s delicious!" Small color son said with a flushed face.
"Hey, I said this is your human wine?"
Jiraiya leng a just now also so seriously teach him how pegasus tone department changed at the moment? Unscientific! What is the situation?
"Yes, this is ale. Didn’t Caier tell you just now?"
"Oh, well, it looks like horse urine!"